Legals
Here we go...
No one likes to feel their information might be made public.
Well, you trust that we will never do that to you. If you subscribe
to our mailing list, our irregular updates is all you will get. No
third party emails, no selling of email addresses. That's just
anti-social behaviour. So, without further ado, here is our
official Privacy & Legals, for those of you who like reading
long copy.
Website Visitors
Like most website operators, Goody Two Shoes collects
non-personally-identifying information of the sort that web
browsers and servers typically make available, such as the browser
type, language preference, referring site, and the date and time of
each visitor request. Goody Two Shoes's purpose in collecting
non-personally identifying information is to better understand how
Goody Two Shoes's visitors use its website. From time to time,
Goody Two Shoes may release non-personally-identifying information
in the aggregate, e.g., by publishing a report on trends in the
usage of its website.
Gathering of Personally-Identifying Information
Certain visitors to Goody Two Shoes's websites choose to
interact with Goody Two Shoes in ways that require Goody Two Shoes
to gather personally-identifying information. The amount and type
of information that Goody Two Shoes gathers depends on the nature
of the interaction. Those who engage in transactions with Goody Two
Shoes are asked to provide additional information, including as
necessary the personal and financial information required to
process those transactions. In each case, Goody Two Shoes collects
such information only insofar as is necessary or appropriate to
fulfill the purpose of the visitor's interaction with Goody Two
Shoes. Goody Two Shoes does not disclose personally-identifying
information other than as described below. And visitors can always
refuse to supply personally-identifying information, with the
caveat that it may prevent them from engaging in certain
website-related activities.
Aggregated Statistics
Goody Two Shoes may collect statistics about the behavior of
visitors to its websites. For instance, Goody Two Shoes may monitor
the most popular blogs on the WordPress.com site or use spam
screened by the Akismet service to help identify spam. Goody Two
Shoes may display this information publicly or provide it to
others. However, Goody Two Shoes does not disclose
personally-identifying information other than as described
below.
Protection of Certain Personally-Identifying Information
Goody Two Shoes discloses potentially personally-identifying and
personally-identifying information only to those of its employees,
contractors and affiliated organizations that (i) need to know that
information in order to process it on Goody Two Shoes's behalf or
to provide services available at Goody Two Shoes's websites, and
(ii) that have agreed not to disclose it to others. Some of those
employees, contractors and affiliated organizations may be located
outside of your home country; by using Goody Two Shoes's websites,
you consent to the transfer of such information to them. Goody Two
Shoes will not rent or sell potentially personally-identifying and
personally-identifying information to anyone. Other than to its
employees, contractors and affiliated organizations, as described
above, Goody Two Shoes discloses potentially personally-identifying
and personally-identifying information only in response to a
subpoena, court order or other governmental request, or when Goody
Two Shoes believes in good faith that disclosure is reasonably
necessary to protect the property or rights of Goody Two Shoes,
third parties or the public at large. If you are a registered user
of an Goody Two Shoes website and have supplied your email address,
Goody Two Shoes may occasionally send you an email to tell you
about new features, solicit your feedback, or just keep you up to
date with what's going on with Goody Two Shoes and our products. We
primarily use our various product blogs to communicate this type of
information, so we expect to keep this type of email to a minimum.
If you send us a request (for example via a support email or via
one of our feedback mechanisms), we reserve the right to publish it
in order to help us clarify or respond to your request or to help
us support other users. Goody Two Shoes takes all measures
reasonably necessary to protect against the unauthorized access,
use, alteration or destruction of potentially
personally-identifying and personally-identifying information.
Cookies
A cookie is a string of information that a website stores on a
visitor's computer, and that the visitor's browser provides to the
website each time the visitor returns. Goody Two Shoes uses cookies
to help Goody Two Shoes identify and track visitors, their usage of
Goody Two Shoes website, and their website access preferences.
Goody Two Shoes visitors who do not wish to have cookies placed on
their computers should set their browsers to refuse cookies before
using Goody Two Shoes's websites, with the drawback that certain
features of Goody Two Shoes's websites may not function properly
without the aid of cookies.
Business Transfers
If Goody Two Shoes, or substantially all of its assets were
acquired, or in the unlikely event that Goody Two Shoes goes out of
business or enters bankruptcy, user information would be one of the
assets that is transferred or acquired by a third party. You
acknowledge that such transfers may occur, and that any acquiror of
Goody Two Shoes may continue to use your personal information as
set forth in this policy.
Privacy Policy Changes
Although most changes are likely to be minor, Goody Two Shoes
may change its Privacy Policy from time to time, and in Goody Two
Shoes's sole discretion. Goody Two Shoes encourages visitors to
frequently check this page for any changes to its Privacy Policy.
Your continued use of this site after any change in this Privacy
Policy will constitute your acceptance of such change.
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